Thanks to my mysterious connections to JJ Abrams, Disney and various script writers I’m able to bring you snippets of dialog to go with the images already released.
Stormtrooper 1 – “Eh, Mike! What do you think?”
Stormtrooper 2 – “Space Mountain, what a joke! Nemesis at Alton Towers was way better!”
This new droid will be known as Ad-D2-das. Originally designed to deliver bungs to Fifa officials in hostile territory it has now been adopted as the mascot of the Rebel Alliance.
Princess Freon – “Fridges R Us – how can I help you?”
Customer – “I’d like the giant rusty one please. Can you deliver quickly?”
Princess Freon – “On my way!”
Stormtrooper caught short in the desert realises he simply doesn’t have enough time to remove the rest of his suit.
Bad Guy – “Is that Sam’s Light Sabres? Listen, I though you guys told me you’d fixed these leaks!!”
Luke Warmwater – “Definitely….shouldn’t….have…mixed….my drinks….last…..night!”