These assholes just can’t help themselves, can they!
They seem to have a mission to hack me off roughly once a year as it was about that long ago that they pulled the magic trick with a new contract. Their latest phase of crass stupidity is to send customers an SMS every month to remind them to pay their bill.
I wouldn’t mind too much if it was sent a few days after the bill should have been paid. I wouldn’t even mind it being sent when it is, about 4 days before it is due, if they were polite about it. Is it within the talent pool of Cyf-Pol to be polite to customers? You bet your sweet ass it’s not. The single celled organisms that run this excuse for a company have managed to come up with wording for their SMS that goes something like this:
“In 4 days you owe us big time. If we don’t get your money EXACTLY when we want it you can bet your life we’re gonna really enjoy switching your ass off! Suck on that, dipstick!”
I don’t get one of these jolly reminders because I’ve changed my phone since taking out the contract and have not given them a new number but my wife is not so lucky. She’s kind enough to forward it to me just to make my day.
Thanks, Cyf-Pol, you have reminded me why I hate you so much. Can there possibly be any worse company in the entire universe, apart from TPSA of course?