Zosia slept with us for a short time yesterday morning. Later that day she said to me “Daddy, you know when I was in your bed you did a pryk (fart)?”
“Did I Zosia, well, I’m very sorry about that.”
Later still and I was telling mummy, “You know mummy, Zosia said that I did a pryk when I was in bed earlier!”
Mama was not showing signs of surprise.
“It’s okay.”, said Zosia. “I told everyone in playschool that you fart!”